Not in Kansas anymore…

One of my favorite groups of the 80’s was Toto, mainly known for their hits Africa & Rosanna.  Their album “Fahrenheit” I listened to over and over and over, especially during the times I was going through make-ups and break-ups.  It is definitely on my “must have 5 CDs” required if stranded on a deserted island.  Of all their songs one of the ones that always seemed to make it to my mix-tapes was “Could This Be Love” released in ‘86.  Enjoy.

UFO

I live in a very small south Georgia town.  the other day a girl walked by our shop wearing something you don’t see everyday around here.  The story on how I got her pictures is a whole ‘nuther story, lol.

Semiannual Bitch Session 2010

• Perez Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan – I’m gathering rocks to throw at them.
• New car prices.  Went to check out a new truck, the one I liked was $47,000 WTF?
• Soccer (AKA Football).  I really wanted to watch the world cup. I actually did make it through a few USA games, but after watching men chase a ball around a huge field for what seemed to be hours and only seeing a couple of goals, I wonder what the fascination is.  And what's up with the cards? Please explain!
• Mel Gibson.  Is this sick bastard for real or what?  And to think a few of his movies made my top 100 list.  OMG it was funny though.  It just goes to prove, money isn't everything!
• BP.  I haven't had a chance to bitch about this yet but yes, its just screwed up.  Not only do we have a foreign company pumping out oil, but they are screwing up our shit!  Our congress needs to figure out how to quit giving our country away piece by piece for a fat paycheck.  WTF can I vote for to stop this craziness?
• Republicans!  Ohhhh, Obama is fucking up?  Have you forgot the 8 years before he got there?  I'm pro choice, pro gay marriage & pro get your heads out of your asses!  Please tell me one thing President Obama has done that has been so bad?  Any party that nominates Sarah Palin to be Vice President should be disbanded! Suck it!
• iTunes, iPad, iPhone, iPad, iCrap.  You know the saying about taking a horse to water, or is it a cow? Well Apple is making every body drink.  Choke on my java bitches.
• Eat Pray Love.  Id rather eat Courtney Love than watch it.
• The skinny blonde on The View.  Don’t watch the show, she's worn out her 15 minutes of fame already.  I remember her from Survivor.  I liked her then, but now I see her on the news all the time whining about any and everything.  Oh wait, she's a Republican, lol.
• …cont Apple bitch:  People that think Apple computers are so wonderful & great, then spend countless time and effort trying to figure out how to get them to do what PCs do.  Suckers.
• Twitter.  OK this may be an unfounded rant, but what's the big deal?  I don’t want to know what your wearing or what your eating.  And for all you celebrity's that complain about not having any privacy, yet post that your taking a piss on Twitter, get a clue.
• lol @ Mel Gibson, sorry just thought about it again.  Dumbass.
• More to come…

I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN!

Pop on that!

Addicted to yet another cable TV show! American Pickers on the History Channel.  The 2 guys on the show drive around and look for collectors houses (i.e. junk yards) and attempt to buy crap from them to sell on eBay or wherever they can unload it.  I have found myself starting to use some of their phrases and laugh whenever I find an episode I haven't seen.  If you’ve not watched it please do so, you wont be sorry!

Oh I almost forgot the receptionist/office manager of the crew is super hot  Danielle Colby Cushman. She reminds me of Kat from Miami Ink before we found out she wasn’t really as cool as we hoped.  I wouldn’t mind breaking the ice with her Frank!

The growing list of Tivo’ed cable shows include:

• Little People Big World
• The Little Couple
• The Cake Boss
• Ace Of Cakes
• Food Network Challenge
• American Chopper
• Cupcake Wars
• Top Shot
• Pawn Stars
• BBQ Pitmasters
• Mall-Cops
• Kid In A Candy Store

Not recorded but watched pretty regularly:

• Dirty Jobs
• MythBusters
• Deadliest Catch
• Cash Cab
• Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Dreaming my life away…

So I had this dream last night about an awesome movie that I personally would want to go see, I wonder if I could write a screenplay and mail it to some Hollywood big-wig.  I will share it with you here, but If I see it in the theaters one day, expect a call from my lawyers!

Opens with a group of warriors much like the movie The “Fellowship Of The Ring":

These guys are fighting there way through a dungeon to get a reward at the end, we’re talking epic graphics and heart pounding action.  This fighting only lasts maybe 5 or 10 minutes of the movie, then it breaks into this bachelors basement where he is playing a video game, the thought is World of Warcraft, but a new game title may have to be made up for sake of movie permissions and whatnot.  the viewers quickly learn that we have just witnessed his alternate reality and were in fact inside his game seeing what he experiences while playing.  This guy is a nice likeable kind of guy much like a younger version of Steve Carell’s character in “The 40 Year Old Virgin”

The movie then takes a romantic turn to involve female viewers (so they wont mind going to see a video game / action flick) and there is a woman in or lead’s life, either through work, church or school that is far beyond video games.  Although our lead is very much attracted to this woman, he is consumed by the video game.  I think a good type that would work well in this film would either be Elisha Cuthbert or Audrina Patridge.

Through the movie the girl actually falls for the lovable geek and the whole premise revolves around his struggle to disconnect from his alternate life.  We get to go on more of the epic battles to see why it is so appealing to our hero, and see why he likes being in charge of this band of computer brothers.  I woke up this morning at the end of the dream, his kid at the end of the movie sees the game on the self in a store and asks his mom and dad to buy it for him.  What do you think, a movie you may possibly want to see?  Hmm, I will have to remember more details about it in future dreams!  How do you write a screen play anyway???

Worthy view…

AGT

Watched America’s got talent the other night and a kid sang this song, he was pretty good & I really liked the song, not sure that I had heard it before, thought I would share it with you

Rabbit

So it was 9/4/09 – the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi MS.  I was there and it was awesome.  I didn’t take this video but it reminds me of the excitement and the wonderful time I had.  I will definitely see them again soon. And I will have a better camera!

Condiments…

We thought it was funny at first, then it was like… WTF?  Wonder what goes in the tarter sauce?

Good Stuff

I love Fruit20.  I could drink 4 or 5 a day, I try and limit myself to 2, one in the morning and one in the afternoon.  Give it a shot, I'm sure you'll like it.

StarCraft II

Bought the game, haven't had a lot of time to play it yet.  Seems these days it takes forever to install games.  It surprises me that you have to log in to play, made by Blizzard the parent company of World of Warcraft & Diablo, and also offers achievements.  Overall the short time I've played so far, it looks to be just like WOW, very addictive and fun.  Look me up if you buy it, you can add Facebook friends or by email.  glenn.partridge@gmail.com