Damnit...

1. Dave Matthews Band - The Space Between
2. David Gray - This Years Love
3. Aldo Nova - Stay
4. Blessed Union of Souls - Standing At The Edge Of The Earth
5. Blue - If You Come Back
6. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
7. Annie Lennox - Why
8. Sarah McLachlan - Angel
9. Phil Collins - One More Night
10. Toni Braxton - Breathe Again
11. Coldplay - The Scientist
12. Van Halen - Can't Stop Lovin You
13. Gary Allan - Songs About Rain
14. Giuffria - Call To Your Heart
15. Nick Lachey - This I Swear
16. Nikka Costa - Push & Pull
17. Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
18. Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back
19. Foreigner - Fool For You Anyway
20. Spandau Ballet - True
21. Lenny Kravitz - Cant Get You Off My Mind
22. Lifehouse - Hanging By A Moment
23. The Calling - Wherever You Will Go
24. 3 Doors Down - Love Me When Im Gone
25. Johnny Cash - Hurt
26. Journey - After The Fall
27. Kid Rock - Picture
28. Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
29. Michelle Branch - One Of These Days
30. Def Leppard - Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad

...its just a phase I'm sure

Ouch!

Has anyone seen that picture of Tara Reid on the red carpet where her dress fell off her shoulder and exposed her nipple? She isn't one of my favorites when it comes to beauties, but she is a handsome woman. I must say, when I saw her nipple, I was completely turned off. It is very obvious that she's had a implant or some type of reconstructive surgery, and it looks as though her nipple was taken off and then replaced after the procedure was finished. I don't even like to touch my own nipple when its hard, why would you wanna screw with something that is so tender? Damn, cant they do the thing where they go in under your arm-pits or something? I for one don't like implants. So girls with them look good, but I dated a girl with some before and they felt like Tupperware bowls when you cupped them, gross. I like the natural thing, so ladies take it for one guy that can appreciate natural beauty. Some lady friends tell me that they have to do it because of sags or whatever, I don't care, leave'em alone! As for them being too big, I can understand wanting to reduce them for health benefits, but don't go adding anything.

Punxsutawney Perhaps?

I have periods of the day that I think about neat stuff to BLOG about, and then I sit down to write and its gone, damnit. Not a whole lot going on, computer has been acting up, but all seems OK now. Life just seems to be going from one day to another, not really meaning anything at all. I wonder where I'm going, where I've been.

I love the rain. I love songs about the rain, I love getting wet in the rain, I love sleeping in the rain, I love the smell of rain, I love putting new wiper blades in my truck when it rains, I love the way the sky looks when it rains, I love being in the desert and watching a rain storm pass. I sometimes think its because living in the south and playing football, I would say a silent prayer if it would just sprinkle even and cool us down during practice. I remember once in a hotel in Atlanta on floor #8, looking out in the distance, through fog and rain, and thinking how life couldn't get any better. I wish I could be there right now, that could be my personal groundhog day.

"Long, Long Way To Go"

You held my hand and then you slipped away
And I may never see your face again
So tell me how do to fill the emptiness inside
Without love, what is life?

And anyone who knew us both can see
We always were the better part of me
I never wanted to be this free
All this pain, does it go away?

Then every time I turn around
And you're nowhere to be found
I know I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way I know
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew
To you, to you

From memory, there is no hiding place
Turn on the TV and I see you there
In every crowd there's always someone with your face
Everywhere, trying not to care

Then every time I turn around
And you're nowhere to be found
I know I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way I know
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew

To you, I wish you everythin'
And all the best that life can bring
I only hope you think of me sometimes, oh
And even though I feel the pain
I know that I will love again
The time will come, oh, and I'll move on

I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you
Oh, I got a long, long way to go, got a long way I know
Before I can say goodbye, before I say goodbye
To all I ever knew, to all I ever knew
I got a long, I got a long, long way to go, long way to go
Before I can say, before I say, goodbye to you
Say goodbye, say goodbye
Oh, I got a long, long way I know
Before I can say goodbye to all I ever knew
Girl, I wish you the best I know, oh and all of the rest, to you
I got a long, long way to go
Before I can say goodbye to you

Def Leppard - 2002

Hey check this pic out of me way back in 1985. Needless to say the Transam was a chick magnet. And believe it or not I could actually fit in it! I need to find someone who can touch this pic up for me, its the only one I have of me and that car together. (nd no, im not playing with myself!) 

DAMN, um - yes I like looking at pretty girls. 

You eat what?

You know, I think of vegetarians as being weird people. On one hand I respect the fact that they don't eat other living things (although some would argue that plants are living). But look, sometimes I just have to have a cheeseburger or steak. I'm sure if I saw the process of the places that slaughter cattle or other types of livestock I may change my mind, but until then I'm omnivorous.

Ah, a long weekend, kind've scarey because I'm getting use to them, 2 in a row! Woohoo! Didn't really get anything accomplished. I did do a little work in the office, but for the most part just vegged in front of the bigscreen.

Man, this Collective Soul new CD is really good. I'm so glad to have it. Can't wait for it to come out on the 16th so I can go buy it, I have all of their others. The thing I like about it is that almost every song is pretty damn good.

...not the one 

How Do You Love?

And the truth that you'll find, will always be -
The truth you hide.
So, how do you love
How do you love
When your angels cant sing -
And your world is still lacking of me?

For the price of a dime I can always turn to you.

(I wrote this post yesterday, but when I hit "publish post" I got an error msg and I lost it. Shit, I know It was probably much better than this one, I can't be my cool creative self 2 posts in a row. Blogger Bastards!)

Have you ever memorized a phone number by the location of the buttons on the phone? Or maybe its the pattern used, I don't know and it's probably stupid but I do that, after I know a number for a while I forget the number and just remember the pattern on the phone. I know, I'm flicted or dyslexic or something, but that's just me. There is one pattern I will never forget.

I have a lot of stupid little things I do to help me remember shit. I wonder if I will end up having alzheimers or something when I'm older. Kindve scary actually. I always have to say out loud what color the traffic light is that I'm about to go under, like "Green" or "Red". I guess cause I'm afraid I don't trust my short term memory, I'm always asking myself while I'm in the middle of the intersection, was that red or green??? No I have never ran a red light, but hell, maybe I'm wrong! I've caught myself saying my poker hands out loud when looking at my cards. Not a very "Moneymaker" thing to do, and I have no clue I'm doing it when I do it. Ah, maybe I smoked too much dope when I was younger.

Semisonic

Act Naturally

Our little secret just might be the kind of thing that you can'thide
It's growing like a tangled vine & rising like a river in thetide
And everybody knew when you walked into the room
I was just a fool for you, nothing I could do
Everybody sees you taking control of me
Well I'm not begging for release
I'm just begging darling please, please

Act Naturally
Don't let our troubles show
Don't let anybody know
Till we get it figured out
Don't give them anything that they could doubt

Our little problem doesn't seem to be about to go away
As far as I can tell it's gonna keep on showing more with everyday
And everybody look, yeah, that was all it took
I can't help believing they can read me like a book
So hide your feelings tight till we figure how to make it right
I don't know what I should but I
Would do it if I could

Act Naturally
Just be you beautiful
Just be you casual
I'll be me before the fall
You be you before this all came down
(Act Naturally)
Don't let our troubles show
Don't let anybody know
Till we get it figured out
Don't give them anything that they could doubt

Just be you beautiful
Just be you casual
I'll be me before the fall
You be you before this all came down

Long Time No C

Well, its been a while, but I'm still here. I guess there are a lot of things I need to talk about, or rather could talk about. So let me see what all's been going on...

-Wendall Had surgery Wednesday for a mammary tumor (breast cancer), She came through it OK I guess, but its so weird how much a part of the family she is. She isn't supposed to jump or do anything real physical, but she insists on sleeping on top of the couch which involves a lot of jumping, oh what we do for pets. I was reading about this tumors online and for the most part, they don't seem as bad on dogs as people. But then it said that there is a 2 year life expectancy after one is removed. Two years? That seems too short. Life without her would suck big time, I can't believe I'm so attached to her.

-My boss at work has put in his 2 week notice. This really sucks. Not that I'm a big fan of his but for numerous other reasons. First of all, any time you have a new boss come in house, they want to change the world. And you have to change right along with them, for the most part I'm a creature of habit, changes suck. So we are down to 1 Supervisor on 2nd shift and 1 on 3rd, and 2 on first, so anytime someone on the back shift wants to be of, I have the wonderful decision of either working 2nd or 3rd shift, or working 12 hours the days they are out. Work sucks, I need to win the lotto, or find a rich woman to take me away.

-I went to the movie tonight and saw "Friday Night Lights". A movie about high school football, and it did bring back a lot of memories, some good and some bad. It was weird when you actually played though, hard to describe but almost like you don't hear the crowd at all, and everything is moving in slow motion until you get hit, then eveything explodes into action. I wish I could go back and redo it, as I would redo lots of things. I know, wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which fills up the fastest huh?

-A friend is going to Ft.Myers Fla to do some computer work. Just hearing that name brings back so many memories. I know I will never forget.

Well, I thought I had lots to talk about, but actually I guess I don't, I've worked like 21 days in a row, so its just been work and then home. I guess that at least keeps me out of trouble. But I'm off 2 whole days in a row now, no real plans, maybe washing my truck & watching the Braves, nothing exciting.

Mr.Wendall 

Dad - 1937  

And thats "SIR BOSS" to you buddy! 

Nuther Day - Nuther Dollar

Days seem to pass in a blur. At times I wonder who I am even. There are parts of my life that couldn't be better, and other things...

What is it that makes us happy in life? Is life even supposed to be measured in happiness? What if - what little time we have is being wasted on working 10hrs a day and not living it to the fullest. Why do I feel guilty for having 1 day off a week? As I guess you probably can tell today has been a heavy day for me. Some times I can deal with it, and put on a happy face and go on, other days are harder. I have so many good people in my life that lends support and friendship, I shouldn't complain at all. OK enough already. I'm sure when my number is called, I'll be ready.

Southern-isms

• Peaches - Georgia has the best peaches, Canada's peaches are for northern people who don't know what a real peach is supposed to taste like.


• Peanuts - In order to be a true southerner, you must either put peanuts in your bottled Coke, or understand the meaning.


• Coniption - What your mother has when she finds out your wearing her Sunday hose to go deer hunting in.


• Bar-B-Q - Pork is the standard.  Chicken and/or beef are eaten at times, but isn't liked as much as pork.  Sauce must be made with vinegar & be orange, anything with sugar or honey classifies as dip and not sauce.


• Co-Cola - Any carbonated drink in the south.


• Krispy Kreme - THE best doughnut made


• Tupperware - A product sold much like Avon that requires ladies having parties and/or bugging you with catalogs.  Items consist mainly of plastic kitchenware.


• Tractor Pull - Any event that draws more than 500 spectators and involves mud and/or junkyard cars.


• Kin Folk - Relatives.


• Soul Food - Not fried chicken as most people above Tennessee may think. Soul food may consist of (but not be limited to): collards, turnips, any part of the pig you would consider inedible,  ox tails, rutabagas, butter roll, corn bread & sweet tea.


• Coon Hunt'in - A practice of letting 2 to 4 dogs loose in the middle of the night to track a raccoon, the time it takes to "tree" a coon is used to consume alcohol of choice.


• Snipe Hunt'in - An imaginary animal used to entice girlfriends or naive people to the cemetery with a burlap sack to catch them (the cemetery is the only place they are found, and they also only come out during full moons).


• Family Reunions - Any gathering of 3 or more siblings and/or cousins with all their kids and each family must bring a covered dish.  Normally there are more dessert dishes than vegetable dishes.  A minimum of 3 barrels of chicken is required.


• Moon Pie - Lunch during summer breaks while working on the farm.


• Sweet Tea - 6 Tea bags soaked in a pot of water that has just boiled. A minimum of 3 cups of sugar per gallon is required.  The pitcher must be set in the refrigerator at least an hour before serving so when poured over ice it wont melt the ice and weaken the tea.


• Aint - How we say we aren't.


• Y'all - Other variations is You'uns - Meaning a group of people.


• Bidnis - A place of employment, or where you may go pay your bills.


• Booger Man - How we make kids mind.


• Cattycorner - Not laying something straight, crooked.


• Chicken Fried Steak - A piece of round steak beaten until soft, deep fried with flour and seasoning and toped with sawmill gravy.


• Sawmill Gravy - Made with the juice of whatever meat you may be cooking, milk flour, salt & pepper.


• Mash - How you "Push" a button. "Mash that button"


• Cut - How to "Turn" off an electrical item.  "Cut off the TV"


• Fixen to - How you describe what your about to do.


• Grits - Eaten with any breakfast and every Friday night with Catfish.


• Lace Bread - Its hard to describe, but I love it (some type of cornmeal made bread)


• Nairey - None.


• PeaCan - The correct way to pronounce pecan, not pea-khan.


• Muscadine & Scuppernongs - Grape like fruit grown only in the south.


• "Where are they at?" - The word at must be used when asking for someones location.


• Youngun - Babies

Smell This

Do you associate smells & Music with memories? I guess I do. It came up in conversation this weekend, and I got to thinking how we think about the past when listening or smelling something. For instance, here's a short list:

* Coconut Suntan Lotion - Panama City, 1984
* Gloria Vanderbilt - My first crush
* Kentucky Fried Chicken - Mom & Cathy
* Cinnamon - Christmas
* Vanilla - Pam
* Krispy Kreme - MMMMM
* Rick Springfield - Teresa
* Sister Christian, Night Ranger - No idea of her name, but she was in Panama City too, wow
* Big Log, Robert Plant - Pam
* Juke Box Hero, Forigner - Jeff

Lots more, but I guess some are secret. If you want to make a lasting impression on my life, smell good baby!

I like Christian Slater

Not my very favorite actor, but one that is definitely in top of the list. Something about the way he seems like a "guys guy". "True Romance" & "Bed Of ROses" are probably my favorite, but he has lots of others that are great too. Check them out if you get a chance.

1 Masked and Anonymous 2003
2 Who is Cletis Tout? 2002
3 Windtalkers 2002
4 3000 Miles to Greaceland 2001
5 The Contender 2000
6 Hard Rain 1998
7 Very Bad Things 1998
8 Tears of Julian Po, The 1997
9 Basil 1997
10 Broken Arrow 1996
11 Bed of Roses 1996
12 Murder in the First 1995
13 Interview with the Vampire 1994
14 Jimmy Hollywood 1994
15 Untamed Heart 1993
16 True Romance 1993
17 FernGully: The Last Rainforest 1992
18 Kuffs 1992
19 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 1991
20 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1991
21 Mobsters 1991
22 Young Guns II 1990
23 Tales from the Darkside: The Movie 1990
24 Pump Up the Volume 1990
25 Wizard, The 1989
26 Gleaming the Cube 1989
27 Heathers 1989
28 Beyond the Stars 1989
29 Tucker: The Man and His Dream 1988
30 Twisted 1986
31 Name der Rose, Der 1986
32 Legend of Billie Jean, The 1985

Who Knew?

When I was younger, my favorite toy was G.I.Joe I would dream of getting 1 or 2 every Christmas. I had several, but my favorites were the adventure sets, with the vehicles and lots of accessories. Another favorite of mine was the small plastic army men that we could always find so many ways to play with, or should I say battle with. They were also useful for using them as firecracker fodder. The normal type of play with these little guys would be to line them up in offensive or defensive positions and use a superball to knock them over. The "official" rules stated that the only soldiers killed were the one's hit after the first bounce only. This brought hours of enjoyment to my brother and I. Several other toys that I was nerd'd out on were the following:

- Vertibird
- The Thing Maker
- Jarts Oh right, a very safe toy Mom!
- Rockem Sockem Robots
- Battleship

Plus many more, but its late and I'm sleepy.

For future reference, black does not constitute as a "primary" color.

Ah, my desktop. And yes, this is the reason I'm so happy today! Will write later, for now, pizza & beer! 

I LURVE my new external HD! Coolness!! 

The 20 Best Sports Movies Of All Time!

20- Chariots Of Fire
19- For Love Of The Game *
18- Remember The Titans *
17- Cobb
16- Breaking Away
15- The Bad News Bears *
14- Eight Men Out
13- Mystery Alaska
12- North Dallas Forty
11- Bull Durham
10- The Rookie *
09- Brians Song *
08- Jerry McGwire *
07- Caddyshack
06- The Natural *
05- Vision Quest
04- Field Of Dreams *
03- Rudy *
02- Hoosiers *
01- Rocky *

* = Tear Alert

The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days

I am sure BLOGing has caused me problems in the past; how, you may ask? Well trust me, it has. I open myself up to all kinds of involuntary incite here (sure, by my own doing). I am an asshole, but I guess everyone is at times. I do have feelings, but doesn't the next guy? Where is this going? WTF knows. I just know it seems every time I find or do something good, I manage to fuck it up. Maybe its cause I care too much, hell maybe its cause I don't care enough. I wonder at times where I'm going or where I even came from. I am getting to a point in my life where my past is a lot easier to look at than my future, that's sad, that's got to change. There are good things in my life now. And I'm going to try the best way I can to figure up how not to screw that up, yet again. Help me.

Still Here

Well, it wasn't as bad as Frances, which surprised a lot of people. At least for us here anyway. I know there is a lot of damage in Alabama and Florida, but kind of went around us. No power for 3 or 4 hours, no real big deal. Now lets get ready for Jeanne.

My daughter was selling candy for her band at school. I took the book to work and let the ladies pass it around and ended up selling a couple of sheets worth of stuff. So anyway, it was delivered the other day, now I gotta lug all of it to work and collect money for it, sheesh.

Hmmmm, not a lot to talk about. Guess I shall go finish watching my movie. Goodnight.

The Calm Before The Storm

Today was eerie, grey out and a lot of clouds, but no rain, just cool strong winds. Ivan has decided to take his time in getting here. And I'm afraid he will be taking his time to leave too. From the news tonight, the eye has hit Panama City, and I am roughly 130 miles away. Preparations are being made, but some things you just miss whether your prepared or not. Here is a good site for info if you live anywhere in the southeast USA.

I held a meeting with all my employees this afternoon and told them we were still scheduled to work tomorrow, but all the local schools have cancelled the next 2 days. The shop has been readied for the worst, and my house has been checked. Lets rock and roll...

What I'm listing to now: The Storm - I've Got A Lot To Learn About Love (how fitting)

Ivan 9/16/2004 

The Cable Guy

So our cable service was interrupted last month. In other words, they cut our shit off cause we didn't pay it on time. I hate when that happens, especially when the damn money is in the bank! But what qualifies my cable being cut off to be a Blog subject is what happened afterwards. I'm getting home and sit down to check the email, no service, I go to the TV to check out the news, fuzzzz, BASTARDS! About that same time, I get a call from the "the cable guy", he tells me that he will hook us back up and is sitting right outside. Hmmm, This is something new to me, so I say come on in. He tells me that it will be a $15 reconnect fee, plus the megabucks we owe for the months service. I was totally unaware of what the checking account balance was, and had no idea what kind of checks had been written up to that point. So I tell him, dude let me call my wife and I'll get back to ya on this one. So I call her and find out what the balance is and determine I can pay the bill, and the dude calls and asks if I'm ready to be cut on, um yeah I guess, but cant I pay this over the phone with my debit card, well, yeah you can, but then I'll just have to come back and cut it on, and it will take much longer. Is there still a reconnect charge? Yup! Shit, I HATE reconnect charges, money wasted. I'm still skeptical about the whole thing, so I tell him we don't have money to pay it, screw you cable guy bastard! So I get the cable company on the phone and guess what, if you pay on the phone there is no reconnect fee - Oh SHIT, I'm mad now, I HATE being lied to, with a passion. I find out that they don't actually cut anything on, they just are contractors that basically run around and collect. I am tempted not to pay this month just so I can scare the shit outta the guy. Who, me body slam the scrawny cable guy's ass, that wasn't me your honor!

Monday Night Football

Yes, I watched, but was a little late getting there & wasn't able to stay up the whole game. Greenbay won 24-14.

Enya - Only Time
Is this song beautiful or what? Yeah I like rock, but that doesn't mean I would find making love to this song totally unreal. Candles, Music and a nice Chardonnay.

A part of my heart is gone now forever. But I feel like I did, or am doing the right thing, for everyone involved. I feel clear about that at least. A weight lifted, and a page turned.

Thanks for listening to me, and understanding.

Robbie Williams - Feel

Come on hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given

I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans
My head speaks a language
I don't understand

I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste

I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
Before I fall in love
I'm preparing to leave her

I Scare myself to death
That's why I keep on running
Before I've arrived
I can see myself coming

I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste

And I need to feel real love
And a life ever after
I cannot give it up

I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
I got too much love
Running through my veins
To go to waste

I just wanna feel real love
In the life ever after
There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
It's a real big place

Teary
Since that day
Forever
Feel

Come and hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand

Bubba the Sex Werewolf!

Hey, I ordered my 200GB hard drive today, Cant wait to get it, I even had it shipped express! Gotta start downloading more MP3s! And no, you won't be reading about me in the news, cuz I'm the dreaded LECHER! Screw you bastards!

You POGO challenge masters can lick the crack of my ass! No I didn't think that up all by myself, had plenty of help thank you! If you have any doubt that I'm over reacting, just go there and tell me how long it takes you to win 50 games of freecell.

I won't even type my feelings now, I think they are very obvious. I tend to do and say and think stupid shit. I'm not a refined person, and my problem is I'm just smart enough to realize that, but too dumb to do anything about it. I wish things were different sometimes. But then who hasn't ever thought that? My life is turning its pages, going to the next chapter. I just hope the book is worth reading by the time I get to the end.

Full moon in the peanut field. Any takers???

FOREIGNER

Mick Jones - Lou Gram - Rick Willis 

Our Lady Peace - Life

How many times have you been pushed around
was anybody there
does anybody care
and how many times have your friends let you down
was anybody there
did anybody stare
how many times have your friends let you down
just open up your heart
just open up your mind
and how many times has your faith slipped away
well is anybody safe
does anybody pray
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
how many days have you just slept away
is everybody high
is everyone afraid
how many times have you wished you were strong
have they ever seen your heart
have they ever seen your pain
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
she gets high
she gets lost
she gets drowned by the cost
twice a day
every week
in all her life
she gets high
she gets lost
she gets drowned by the cost
twice a day
every week
in all her life
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
its all messed up but we'll survive
its all messed up but we're alive
its all messed up but i will
i will survive

FAVORITES

Food - Turkey & Cornbread Dressing, Mac&Cheese casserole, Sweet potato souffle
Color - brunett
Soft Drink - Coke, Dr.Pepper, Mug Rootbeer
Alcohol - Spiced Rum
Beer - Bottle Bud Lite
Restaurant - Logans, Outback, Longhorn
TV Show - Survivor, 24, Seinfeld & SportsCenter
Sports - Football, Baseball, Nascar
Teams - Atlanta Braves & Falcons, Denver Broncos, Greenbay Packers
Sports Heroes - Elway, Mantle, Unitas
Hold 'em Poker Hand - Ace King suited
Magazine - Maxim, FHM, SI
Day of the Week - Saturday
Month - November
Weather - Cold, Rainy, Snowy, Overcast

more to come

Time for a new "nekkid girl" to look at. Don't want anyone thinking i'm going soft or anything! Hmmm, did I say I dreamt about money more than girls earlier, please check that statement. 

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Ah, 2:00am, how nice it felt to get up 5 hours before sunrise to go to work. What a load of crap! I wanna win the lottery so bad, just once, I figure that's I would need. Ah how nice it is to think about things as that. Confession - I dream about money more than sex, is that good?

Guys are coming over for poker, were grilling ribeyes before hand, should be fun. I'm thinking about drinking a little more than usual, I normally maybe drink 4 or 5 Bud or Miller lites. Tonight feels like a 3-sheets-in-the-wind nite!

So I'm doing my rounds at work this afternoon and one of my employees pulls me to the side and says "Glenn, I heard your sleeping with xxxxx". OK, this is about the 100th time I've been accused of having sex with one of my employees, thank god they have all been female up to this point! But for the record, I haven't done that, and for that matter - don't plan on it. An old man once told me "don't getcher meat where ya getcher bread!" I didn't understand it till I was older, but it makes perfect since to me now! I sometimes glance at a girl if they are wearing something nice, but never too long, or inappropriately. One thing though, all the girls I've been accused of having sex with are fairly attractive - You go boy! Nope, I,m saving myself for that someone special, um, could someone point her out to me????

Newest Bitch List

1) Low carb - EVERYTHING
2) Football games that last past 10pm
3) Mowing grass
4) People who use the knife in the mayo jar and drop it in after they are finished, leaving the knife handle all gooey for you.
5) Working 7 days a friggin week!
6) Knowing enough about computers to make chicken feed, but not enough to make the big $.
7) Not having my Harley nor tattoo yet.
8) Floridians bitching about hurricanes, move already!
9) Ellen Degeneres - what's up with that chick?
10) Jerry Springer - What a bunch of losers.
11) Bush & Kerry
12) My lame ass neighbor, I shall post about him soon to explain.
13) Popcorn kernels
14) People that call me "Hun", just run your nails down the chalkboard instead bitch!
15) Bastards that play games in Pogo to just get the badge and bellyache the whole time they are in there because they don't like the game, doh!!!
16) Ignorant ass bastards at the job trying to vote in the union (again, more to come about this subject in future blogs).
17) vegetarians - idiots
18) September, what's the purpose anyway? Just skip to October already so we can trick or treat and get ready for eating turkey and opening gifts.

More to come peeps...

Interview with a supervisor

Employee: I need to be off this weekend.
Me: Nope

Employee: I have some important things I need to take care of.
Me: Such as?

Employee: My boyfriend is coming home.
Me: I don't think that qualifies as important.

Employee: Were going to the movies Friday night.
Me: Sounds fun.

Employee: He doesn't really take me out that often.
Me: {yawn}

Employee: I haven't seen him in a long time!
Me: Maybe if you find someone to work in your spot, we might can work something out.

Employee: I sure hope so, I'm gonna screw his eyes out! I'm getting excited just thinking about it!!
Me: Don't worry about coming in, I'll cover it.


Things I do for my female employees....

CSI Georgia!

I think my daughter is trying to kill me! Every time I go to take a shower, that rubber mat thing on the bottom down there is stuck against the wall. I asked Kay why she was doing this and she tells me that it leaves unsightly circles on her ass (not in those words exactly) when she takes a bath in the tub. Here is the deal. We have 2 FULL baths in our house and one is entirely hers, but you know why she doesn't like her tub? It has rough little spots in it so you wont slip. My god, is her ass that fragile? So I say, OK, I will take over your bathroom, but I was quickly vetoed because my stuff doesn't look right in a "teenage girls" bathroom, ARGH! OK then, the next time you use my bathtub, put the little rubber thingy back down, OK? Alright daddy dear. So my next trip to the shower I step on the well placed shower mat and it slips out from under me and I almost bust my ass! I guess because the little sucker thingys were not engaged properly or something, who the fuck knows. Maybe its for the large ass life insurance policy I have right? Why hell no, cause there aint one! Muhhhhhahahahahahah!

OK, if anybody has a solution to this dilemma, please let me know ASAP!

Who said old dogs can't learn new tricks?

You see, I am able to figure shit out on my own...! Bastards! lol

FOREIGNER

That was yesterday
But today life goes on
No more hiding in yesterday
'Cause yesterday's gone

No Power = No Fun

OK, I normally don't bitch, do I? OK, maybe I bitch a tad, but not that much, right? OK, I bitch a lot, but only about shit that deserves to be bitched about, right? Ok, shut the fuck up and check this out. As you can probably tell by my less-than-chipper-self, I'm in no mood to be conservative tonight. My power has been out since Monday at 5pm. All my rocky road ice cream has melted, and I don't even wanna think about the clothes that we forgot about in the washing machine, when the power came on and it started back up, I walked through there and I thought something had died. Its one of those things that you don't miss until you haven't had it in a while (yeah guys, you know what I mean). I did learn that Mitch likes it in the dark better. Screw you Mitch, I'm not leaving it dark in my office all the time! I'm sure I'll have much more to say about the lack of voltage later on, but until then, lets move on...

Speaking of Mitch, I found out today that geckos can fart. Yeah, I know your saying "noway!" to yourself, but I swear it! I pick him up and am rubbing his stomach and I hear this sound, and then this foul smell, damn Mitch good one!

OK, I'm supposed to be halfway decent at HTML and crap, but riddle me this Batman: Why is it when I post, I just want the previous post thingy to say "No Power = No Fun" but it gives me extra shit there? Do I need to create a header or something? Advice would be greatly appreciated!

Nice pic, but kinda over the top huh? 

More to ponder. 

Tattoo Idea. Comments anyone? Oh yeah - forgot, I don't have a comment section, lol... 

Hello Frances

I worked today because of you, And as I write this, you've left 4 million people without power. Will you stop my poker game tonight? Hell no! LOL. A prayer for everyone in your path...

OK, What did I do last weekend? Yeah, well Brian and I couldn't get everyone over for poker, so we went to Pat's to play some pool and have a drink or two. But, Pat's was packed, so we decided to go to Columbus to a bar. OK not just any bar but a "Titty-Bar". Hmmm, you may say. I did have a good time, I didn't touch anyone or catch anything, and I only spent $20, so I feel pretty good about myself. What's weird is, the girls come over and like spread their legs apart right in front of you, so I guess your supposed to look right there, right? I always want to look in their eyes, and they are like, nooo look at my pussy! I'm such a dork. So, I showed Brian where my old haunts were, and guess where he went last night with another buddy of mine? Yup you guessed it. Well, if he gets a divorce, its not my fault! I always enjoyed going to the titty-bars with my guy buddies, I never wanted to drive, and always wanted to get hammered. I haven't been "drunk" in so long, I've kindve forgotten the feeling, maybe one day.

Times, they change. I still feel the same way inside. I still care. I close my eyes and remember good times and bad. I try and imagine the future. And maybe the bends in the river will be good for me too.

Football season next week :o)

FOREIGNER - FOOL FOR YOU ANYWAY

Well I miss you honey
A little more every day
And I know if I kissed you
You’d be comin’ back home to stay

’cause I know I was wrong
But how long do I have to pay?

You know you belong here beside me
I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway

Well I cried for you so long
My river of tears ran dry
And I tried to be so strong
But grew weaker as time went by

You know your love left a mark on me
I don’t think it will fade away

I’ll sit here and wait ’til you come home
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway

You know your love left a mark on me, on me
I don’t think it will fade away

I’ll sit here and wait ’til you come home
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway

Fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
A fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway

One of my VERY favorites....

SUCK THIS!

Yes I've been called in to work early! Oh you know I have to say "BASTARDS" just a few times in this post! I mean, WTF? It wouldn't be so bad if I could go in at say 5:00am, but noooo I have to go in at 2:30am! Shit!

Oh, so what do you think about the new design? Yeah I know, its a cookie cutter design, but I don't have time to come up with a custom piece. At least that's my excuse and I'm stickin with it!

I do see that my archives are back now, oh boy, what kind of interesting reading there must be in there. But what is this? No MP3 of the week! Argh.

Mitch is having problems catching his crickets, its like he walks up to them, and they are right in front of him and I'm saying, OK eat him! And he's like trying to scare him or something! Mitch release the fury! (Enjoy the name reference and watch "Roadtrip", its worth the rental, but not to watch around the kids).

OK, off to supper and a 7:00pm bed time.

Mitch types with his booger-fingers too! 

Uhoh, I cut my hair. I do miss the long stuff, but not it getting in my mouth in the middle of the night. I need a shave here I think. And no, that isnt grey! 

OK, I "normally" like brunetts, but DAMN! Elisha Cuthert - She is in the TV show 24 and the current new DVD release "The Girl Next Door". Yeah I know, I could probably be he father right? Bite me. 

Hey all you music industry bastards! I've downloaded one of your CDs off the internet and guess what? I like it, so I'm gonna go shell out $15 bucks for it. Unlike the $ I will be paying to see or hear any of those bellyaching starving artist like Metalica (even though Lars' bathroom probably costs more than my friggin house!). Ooops, I started to slide there didn't I, hang on let me count to 10, 9, 8, 7... Anyway, I like Alter Bridge, you know they are the group composed of all the X-Creed members *Minus* Scott "getting-sued-by-fans-cuz-of-shitty-performances" Sapp or Strap or whatever the hell his name is. *PLUS* lead singer Myles Kennedy formerly of the Mayfield Four. Now, my position on this whole internet stealing music fiasco has always been; put more than one good song on a damn CD! I mean, why do you think everyone is buying those "Now This Is What I Call Music 16!" CD's. Ohhh don't even get me started. Put out a good CD, for under $50 and people will buy it, bastards! Whew, I kindve had veins showing there for a sec. Oh yeah, the song I like best on the CD is "One Day Remains" mostly because of the guitar licks, but I just like it. For anyone interested the group does sound like Creed to me, and I didn't really care for it when I first listened to it, maybe because I was wanting Creed, but after 2 or 3 times, I accepted it for what it is, a new group that plays really good. Screw you Metallica.


Ive been Delusional lately! Hmmmm, could be something I ate, or something I wanna eat!


Speaking of delusional, what's the deal with not wearing panties? I have heard tell that its the new rage with girls. So tell me, it doesn't itch down there when u wear jeans and no panties? Just curious. Oh yeah, tattoos above your ass cheeks is sexy, plz keep it up ladies!


Oh yeah - went to an estate sell and bought a Regulator Clock, Cuckoo Clock, Steer Horns (yes another set for my office!), a large gold mirror, one of those heavy ass cast iron irons (iron iron? What the fuck kind've sentence is that?), 4 dining room chairs, I think that's all, all for $40.00. Coolness.


What else? I think I may BLOG more, feeling very talkative for some reason lately. Yeah I know I wont write again for months, well get over it! :0Þ


Mitch says hi...

Journey is going to be 2 hours away Saturday night, and I wont be there. Shit. I can tell you one thing, if Steve Perry was with them, I would not miss it for the world. I do think the new lead singer is good though, and I would love seeing Jonathan Cain, Neil Schon & Steve Smith, oh well - DAMN.

I read this guys BLOG the other day, after I posted mine I viewed it, and then I clicked on the "Random" link and found this one http://dirtyabbott_73.blogspot.com/ check it out, its very funny to me. I wish I could be as creative and humorous. Although, some of the things he talks about I don't necessary agree with, but that's the point isn't it??

Nothing major to talk about. Going to pop a bag of popcorn and go watch my "bigass" TV. Just trying to figure out what to watch. Yeah, its a guy thing.

A nice AC/DC wallpaper... 

Ever think you know somebody and you see a whole different side of them? Scary when that happens for sure. I guess you can only do what you can and go with the flow. I must say it does freak you out a bit though...

Did anyone see the Russian gymnastics chick on the Olympics? Was she anerexic or what??

Please bitchslap me if I ever complain about it being too cold this winter!

Check These Guys Out The Official Site of Alter Bridge

I figured out today, I'm an ass. Shit...

Lets see if I remember how to do this. I do like posting these things, just never get around to it. I have been addicted to POGO lately. It's about the only thing on the internet that I've actually paid for. Unlike popular belief, I do not pay for porn (I get that for free, let me know if your interested, lol). I have been downloading a lot of music lately, Jessica Simpsons CD is surprisingly good, I also like Velvet Revolver. I haven't gotten my tattoo yet, which is basically pissing me off. Its going to cost quite a bit for what I want, and there are so many other things I want as well, like a 19inch flat panel monitor and a 160GB external HD for all my MP3s. But I will get it soon! Oh speaking of getting things, I got a diamond stud for my ear, I do miss my gold hoop though...

I'm up to 551 DVD's in my collection now. Probably over 700 if you counted multiple disc sets, like TV series and such. Not that its a real big deal, but I like bragging about it! LOL. I'm watching Smallville season 2 now, I kindve like it for a change. I just got Dead Like Me, I know nothing about it except that its a Showtime series.

Well, going to run now, I'll try to do this more often!

Hey, It's me with my LONG hair! 

Sister Christian
Night Ranger
Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say
Okay
Where you goin', what you looking for?
You know those boys don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right tonight

Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
And momma's worrying that you won't last to say
Let's play

Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due
It's true
It's true (Yeah)

You're motoring
You've got him in your sights
And driving through the night
You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right tonight

You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right tonight
You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right...
Tonight

Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say
Okay
But you're motoring
Yeah, motoring

FACTS:
1)Album: Midnight Madness
2)Date: 1983
3)U.S. Chart: 5
4)Their drummer, Kelly Keagy, wrote this about his sister. Essentially the song is about her coming of age.
5)The original title was "Sister Christy," but the rest of the band thought he was singing "Sister Christian," so that became the title.
6)"Motoring" was their term for driving around with their friends.
7)Bass player and lead singer Jack Blades went on to form Damn Yankees with Tommy Shaw from Styx and Motor City Madman Ted Nugent.
8)Night Ranger broke up after this song became a hit

If anyone has a better pic of this let me know! (This ones a little closer view) 

Can you make out the nose art on this cover, thats the Tat I'd like, nah I haven't given up wanting or hopeing for one... 

I just love these PANTIES!!! 

Well, the cable guy just left after hooking up HD and DVR. The first thing he tells me when he walks in, is that he knows nothing about it, seems I'm one of the very first people in this po-dunky place that has HDTV. The picture is awesome, after I explained to him how to connect it, of course it came with component jacks instead of the DVI that I really wanted (I hear they cost a lot though). The sound is only coming from my TV, I ran him out before he screwed that up, so now my mission is to figure out optic audio. I'm sure I can do as good, if not better, than he managed. Oh well, electronics, YEAH BABY!

BTW, I do like the new BLOG post dashboard. Anything with spellcheck wins my vote everytime...

~g

Just trying this new Blog Picture thing, works pretty cool actually. Check it out at www.hello.com (wonder how much they had to pay for rights to that domain name?) 

I think this picture is beautiful... 

I remember riding my bicycle, I may have been 9 or 10. It was one of those goofy looking banana seat jobs with a chopper front. That was the style back then, 1971. We used baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, and I remember being able to ride for blocks with no hands. We would ride on one wheel forever, I would probably break my neck doing that now. We would ride so fast the bikes would be shifting from side to side, and our bodies would be just the opposite, pumping the bikes for more speed, faster & faster, not letting our butts ever hit the seat. Streamers fling from our sissy bars while we raced through the streets to horseshoe lake to collect frogs. Me and Mickey Smith. I wish I knew where he was now.

and all of your ways
all you dream falls on me
it falls on me
and your beautiful sky
the light you bring
falls on me

I love Aldo Nova. At one point in time I was freaking out with Def Leppard, But the more I listen to Aldo, the more I turn back to the 80's and want to re-live all those fun times we had (er, they were fun, weren't they?). One thing that kindve pisses me off though (besides the fact that he's from Canada) is the fact that most people don't even know Aldo Nova and the ones that do think the only thing he ever accomplished was "Fantasy". So wrong. But then, I like knowing that I'm in my own little clique, just me and the other 20 or 30 Aldo fans. Oh yeah, for you guys that know Jon of the Bon Jovi fame, Also has kinda/sorta helped him out a bit from time to time. Oh well, If you want some good listening, take out "Twitch" and listen to each track, damn, what a fantastic album, um CD I mean...

Song of the day: Surrender You're Heart - Aldo Nova (Cuz I will love you forever)

Aldo Nova - Always be mine

Let's talk it over now we both have alot to say
Let's get it over now we can't let it go this way

We've shed our tears - we've played our parts
We've had our fears and broken hearts
But now it's time to stop this game
This foolish masquerade

It's just a game we play
We look at love with eyes so blind
But don't give your love away
Cause in my heart you'll always be mine

So think it over now cause you would be a fool to say
That it's over now and we'll both turn and walk away

We play the games that lovers play
We wear our masks in false charades
We roll the dice then turn away but now it's time we said

It's just a game we play
We look at love with eyes so blind
But don't give your love away
Cause in my heart you'll always be mine

Baby you'll always be mine - baby you'll always be mine

I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're gray and old?
'Cause I've been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel the love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

When I'm feeling weak
And my brain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

Key#1=Right Thinking

Formatted a PC for a friend today, its working OK now. Sister made stir-fry, pretty good, filled me up. Race sucked, the driver I had finished like 35th or something. Going to watch a movie now I think, toss up between "Patriot Games" & "One-Eyed Jacks". Nothing else happening...

Addictive Game - - - HERE
Serial Number - - - HERE =0)

Wendall seems to be doing OK today, she is playing with a bug as I type this.

Really wish I had something to talk about, maybe that's why I stopped Blogging to begin with...

gnite

Well I miss you honey
A little more every day
And I know if I kissed you
You'd be comin' back home to stay

'Cause I know I was wrong
But how long do I have to pay?

You know you belong here beside me
I'm a fool for you anyway
I'm a fool for you anyway
'Cause I'm a fool for you anyway

Well I cried for you so long
My river of tears ran dry
And I tried to be so strong
But grew weaker as time went by

You know your love left a mark on me
I don't think it will fade away

I'll sit here and wait 'til you come home
'Cause I'm a fool for you anyway
I'm a fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway

You know your love left a mark on me, on me
I don't think it will fade away

I'll sit here and wait 'til you come home
'Cause I'm a fool for you anyway
'Cause I'm a fool for you anyway
I'm a fool for you anyway

Fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
'Cause I'm a fool for you anyway
A fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
I'm a fool for you anyway

Mr.Wendall Is sick, she threw up tonight. What a sentence that is (we didn't name her BTW). Believe me, its too long of a story to try and explain. She is our 13 yr. old West Highland terrier. I just took her out and she seems better. I'm very worried...

I watched a few movies today. My little sister is home with her two kids, the oldest is spending the night. My Niece from my wife's side is also spending the night, so we have a house-full. Actually hasn't been too bad. Aaron's nickname is now "Bubba", thanks alot...

I would call, but its so late, just very unsure... Just know I'm thinking of you. Sorry about earlier...

My current wallpaper: Here

Well.

December 14th is the last time I've blogged. To be honest I'm not even really writing here because I want to, I'm just bored. I notice that most of my picture links aren't working, the whole thing seems to be screwed. I guess that's just another way of letting me know how totally f*cked up things are. Really wish I had something constructive to talk about, some bright light to look into and ramble on about. Weird how sometimes you wonder to yourself how you ever ended up here like this. God that sounds so lame.

"My Immortal"

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along