Dad - 1937  

And thats "SIR BOSS" to you buddy! 

Nuther Day - Nuther Dollar

Days seem to pass in a blur. At times I wonder who I am even. There are parts of my life that couldn't be better, and other things...

What is it that makes us happy in life? Is life even supposed to be measured in happiness? What if - what little time we have is being wasted on working 10hrs a day and not living it to the fullest. Why do I feel guilty for having 1 day off a week? As I guess you probably can tell today has been a heavy day for me. Some times I can deal with it, and put on a happy face and go on, other days are harder. I have so many good people in my life that lends support and friendship, I shouldn't complain at all. OK enough already. I'm sure when my number is called, I'll be ready.

Southern-isms

• Peaches - Georgia has the best peaches, Canada's peaches are for northern people who don't know what a real peach is supposed to taste like.


• Peanuts - In order to be a true southerner, you must either put peanuts in your bottled Coke, or understand the meaning.


• Coniption - What your mother has when she finds out your wearing her Sunday hose to go deer hunting in.


• Bar-B-Q - Pork is the standard.  Chicken and/or beef are eaten at times, but isn't liked as much as pork.  Sauce must be made with vinegar & be orange, anything with sugar or honey classifies as dip and not sauce.


• Co-Cola - Any carbonated drink in the south.


• Krispy Kreme - THE best doughnut made


• Tupperware - A product sold much like Avon that requires ladies having parties and/or bugging you with catalogs.  Items consist mainly of plastic kitchenware.


• Tractor Pull - Any event that draws more than 500 spectators and involves mud and/or junkyard cars.


• Kin Folk - Relatives.


• Soul Food - Not fried chicken as most people above Tennessee may think. Soul food may consist of (but not be limited to): collards, turnips, any part of the pig you would consider inedible,  ox tails, rutabagas, butter roll, corn bread & sweet tea.


• Coon Hunt'in - A practice of letting 2 to 4 dogs loose in the middle of the night to track a raccoon, the time it takes to "tree" a coon is used to consume alcohol of choice.


• Snipe Hunt'in - An imaginary animal used to entice girlfriends or naive people to the cemetery with a burlap sack to catch them (the cemetery is the only place they are found, and they also only come out during full moons).


• Family Reunions - Any gathering of 3 or more siblings and/or cousins with all their kids and each family must bring a covered dish.  Normally there are more dessert dishes than vegetable dishes.  A minimum of 3 barrels of chicken is required.


• Moon Pie - Lunch during summer breaks while working on the farm.


• Sweet Tea - 6 Tea bags soaked in a pot of water that has just boiled. A minimum of 3 cups of sugar per gallon is required.  The pitcher must be set in the refrigerator at least an hour before serving so when poured over ice it wont melt the ice and weaken the tea.


• Aint - How we say we aren't.


• Y'all - Other variations is You'uns - Meaning a group of people.


• Bidnis - A place of employment, or where you may go pay your bills.


• Booger Man - How we make kids mind.


• Cattycorner - Not laying something straight, crooked.


• Chicken Fried Steak - A piece of round steak beaten until soft, deep fried with flour and seasoning and toped with sawmill gravy.


• Sawmill Gravy - Made with the juice of whatever meat you may be cooking, milk flour, salt & pepper.


• Mash - How you "Push" a button. "Mash that button"


• Cut - How to "Turn" off an electrical item.  "Cut off the TV"


• Fixen to - How you describe what your about to do.


• Grits - Eaten with any breakfast and every Friday night with Catfish.


• Lace Bread - Its hard to describe, but I love it (some type of cornmeal made bread)


• Nairey - None.


• PeaCan - The correct way to pronounce pecan, not pea-khan.


• Muscadine & Scuppernongs - Grape like fruit grown only in the south.


• "Where are they at?" - The word at must be used when asking for someones location.


• Youngun - Babies

Smell This

Do you associate smells & Music with memories? I guess I do. It came up in conversation this weekend, and I got to thinking how we think about the past when listening or smelling something. For instance, here's a short list:

* Coconut Suntan Lotion - Panama City, 1984
* Gloria Vanderbilt - My first crush
* Kentucky Fried Chicken - Mom & Cathy
* Cinnamon - Christmas
* Vanilla - Pam
* Krispy Kreme - MMMMM
* Rick Springfield - Teresa
* Sister Christian, Night Ranger - No idea of her name, but she was in Panama City too, wow
* Big Log, Robert Plant - Pam
* Juke Box Hero, Forigner - Jeff

Lots more, but I guess some are secret. If you want to make a lasting impression on my life, smell good baby!

I like Christian Slater

Not my very favorite actor, but one that is definitely in top of the list. Something about the way he seems like a "guys guy". "True Romance" & "Bed Of ROses" are probably my favorite, but he has lots of others that are great too. Check them out if you get a chance.

1 Masked and Anonymous 2003
2 Who is Cletis Tout? 2002
3 Windtalkers 2002
4 3000 Miles to Greaceland 2001
5 The Contender 2000
6 Hard Rain 1998
7 Very Bad Things 1998
8 Tears of Julian Po, The 1997
9 Basil 1997
10 Broken Arrow 1996
11 Bed of Roses 1996
12 Murder in the First 1995
13 Interview with the Vampire 1994
14 Jimmy Hollywood 1994
15 Untamed Heart 1993
16 True Romance 1993
17 FernGully: The Last Rainforest 1992
18 Kuffs 1992
19 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 1991
20 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1991
21 Mobsters 1991
22 Young Guns II 1990
23 Tales from the Darkside: The Movie 1990
24 Pump Up the Volume 1990
25 Wizard, The 1989
26 Gleaming the Cube 1989
27 Heathers 1989
28 Beyond the Stars 1989
29 Tucker: The Man and His Dream 1988
30 Twisted 1986
31 Name der Rose, Der 1986
32 Legend of Billie Jean, The 1985

Who Knew?

When I was younger, my favorite toy was G.I.Joe I would dream of getting 1 or 2 every Christmas. I had several, but my favorites were the adventure sets, with the vehicles and lots of accessories. Another favorite of mine was the small plastic army men that we could always find so many ways to play with, or should I say battle with. They were also useful for using them as firecracker fodder. The normal type of play with these little guys would be to line them up in offensive or defensive positions and use a superball to knock them over. The "official" rules stated that the only soldiers killed were the one's hit after the first bounce only. This brought hours of enjoyment to my brother and I. Several other toys that I was nerd'd out on were the following:

- Vertibird
- The Thing Maker
- Jarts Oh right, a very safe toy Mom!
- Rockem Sockem Robots
- Battleship

Plus many more, but its late and I'm sleepy.

For future reference, black does not constitute as a "primary" color.

Ah, my desktop. And yes, this is the reason I'm so happy today! Will write later, for now, pizza & beer! 

I LURVE my new external HD! Coolness!! 

The 20 Best Sports Movies Of All Time!

20- Chariots Of Fire
19- For Love Of The Game *
18- Remember The Titans *
17- Cobb
16- Breaking Away
15- The Bad News Bears *
14- Eight Men Out
13- Mystery Alaska
12- North Dallas Forty
11- Bull Durham
10- The Rookie *
09- Brians Song *
08- Jerry McGwire *
07- Caddyshack
06- The Natural *
05- Vision Quest
04- Field Of Dreams *
03- Rudy *
02- Hoosiers *
01- Rocky *

* = Tear Alert

The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days

I am sure BLOGing has caused me problems in the past; how, you may ask? Well trust me, it has. I open myself up to all kinds of involuntary incite here (sure, by my own doing). I am an asshole, but I guess everyone is at times. I do have feelings, but doesn't the next guy? Where is this going? WTF knows. I just know it seems every time I find or do something good, I manage to fuck it up. Maybe its cause I care too much, hell maybe its cause I don't care enough. I wonder at times where I'm going or where I even came from. I am getting to a point in my life where my past is a lot easier to look at than my future, that's sad, that's got to change. There are good things in my life now. And I'm going to try the best way I can to figure up how not to screw that up, yet again. Help me.

Still Here

Well, it wasn't as bad as Frances, which surprised a lot of people. At least for us here anyway. I know there is a lot of damage in Alabama and Florida, but kind of went around us. No power for 3 or 4 hours, no real big deal. Now lets get ready for Jeanne.

My daughter was selling candy for her band at school. I took the book to work and let the ladies pass it around and ended up selling a couple of sheets worth of stuff. So anyway, it was delivered the other day, now I gotta lug all of it to work and collect money for it, sheesh.

Hmmmm, not a lot to talk about. Guess I shall go finish watching my movie. Goodnight.

The Calm Before The Storm

Today was eerie, grey out and a lot of clouds, but no rain, just cool strong winds. Ivan has decided to take his time in getting here. And I'm afraid he will be taking his time to leave too. From the news tonight, the eye has hit Panama City, and I am roughly 130 miles away. Preparations are being made, but some things you just miss whether your prepared or not. Here is a good site for info if you live anywhere in the southeast USA.

I held a meeting with all my employees this afternoon and told them we were still scheduled to work tomorrow, but all the local schools have cancelled the next 2 days. The shop has been readied for the worst, and my house has been checked. Lets rock and roll...

What I'm listing to now: The Storm - I've Got A Lot To Learn About Love (how fitting)

Ivan 9/16/2004 

The Cable Guy

So our cable service was interrupted last month. In other words, they cut our shit off cause we didn't pay it on time. I hate when that happens, especially when the damn money is in the bank! But what qualifies my cable being cut off to be a Blog subject is what happened afterwards. I'm getting home and sit down to check the email, no service, I go to the TV to check out the news, fuzzzz, BASTARDS! About that same time, I get a call from the "the cable guy", he tells me that he will hook us back up and is sitting right outside. Hmmm, This is something new to me, so I say come on in. He tells me that it will be a $15 reconnect fee, plus the megabucks we owe for the months service. I was totally unaware of what the checking account balance was, and had no idea what kind of checks had been written up to that point. So I tell him, dude let me call my wife and I'll get back to ya on this one. So I call her and find out what the balance is and determine I can pay the bill, and the dude calls and asks if I'm ready to be cut on, um yeah I guess, but cant I pay this over the phone with my debit card, well, yeah you can, but then I'll just have to come back and cut it on, and it will take much longer. Is there still a reconnect charge? Yup! Shit, I HATE reconnect charges, money wasted. I'm still skeptical about the whole thing, so I tell him we don't have money to pay it, screw you cable guy bastard! So I get the cable company on the phone and guess what, if you pay on the phone there is no reconnect fee - Oh SHIT, I'm mad now, I HATE being lied to, with a passion. I find out that they don't actually cut anything on, they just are contractors that basically run around and collect. I am tempted not to pay this month just so I can scare the shit outta the guy. Who, me body slam the scrawny cable guy's ass, that wasn't me your honor!

Monday Night Football

Yes, I watched, but was a little late getting there & wasn't able to stay up the whole game. Greenbay won 24-14.

Enya - Only Time
Is this song beautiful or what? Yeah I like rock, but that doesn't mean I would find making love to this song totally unreal. Candles, Music and a nice Chardonnay.

A part of my heart is gone now forever. But I feel like I did, or am doing the right thing, for everyone involved. I feel clear about that at least. A weight lifted, and a page turned.

Thanks for listening to me, and understanding.

Robbie Williams - Feel

Come on hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given

I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans
My head speaks a language
I don't understand

I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste

I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
Before I fall in love
I'm preparing to leave her

I Scare myself to death
That's why I keep on running
Before I've arrived
I can see myself coming

I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste

And I need to feel real love
And a life ever after
I cannot give it up

I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
I got too much love
Running through my veins
To go to waste

I just wanna feel real love
In the life ever after
There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
It's a real big place

Teary
Since that day
Forever
Feel

Come and hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand

Bubba the Sex Werewolf!

Hey, I ordered my 200GB hard drive today, Cant wait to get it, I even had it shipped express! Gotta start downloading more MP3s! And no, you won't be reading about me in the news, cuz I'm the dreaded LECHER! Screw you bastards!

You POGO challenge masters can lick the crack of my ass! No I didn't think that up all by myself, had plenty of help thank you! If you have any doubt that I'm over reacting, just go there and tell me how long it takes you to win 50 games of freecell.

I won't even type my feelings now, I think they are very obvious. I tend to do and say and think stupid shit. I'm not a refined person, and my problem is I'm just smart enough to realize that, but too dumb to do anything about it. I wish things were different sometimes. But then who hasn't ever thought that? My life is turning its pages, going to the next chapter. I just hope the book is worth reading by the time I get to the end.

Full moon in the peanut field. Any takers???

FOREIGNER

Mick Jones - Lou Gram - Rick Willis 

Our Lady Peace - Life

How many times have you been pushed around
was anybody there
does anybody care
and how many times have your friends let you down
was anybody there
did anybody stare
how many times have your friends let you down
just open up your heart
just open up your mind
and how many times has your faith slipped away
well is anybody safe
does anybody pray
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
how many days have you just slept away
is everybody high
is everyone afraid
how many times have you wished you were strong
have they ever seen your heart
have they ever seen your pain
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
she gets high
she gets lost
she gets drowned by the cost
twice a day
every week
in all her life
she gets high
she gets lost
she gets drowned by the cost
twice a day
every week
in all her life
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
its all messed up but we'll survive
its all messed up but we're alive
its all messed up but i will
i will survive

FAVORITES

Food - Turkey & Cornbread Dressing, Mac&Cheese casserole, Sweet potato souffle
Color - brunett
Soft Drink - Coke, Dr.Pepper, Mug Rootbeer
Alcohol - Spiced Rum
Beer - Bottle Bud Lite
Restaurant - Logans, Outback, Longhorn
TV Show - Survivor, 24, Seinfeld & SportsCenter
Sports - Football, Baseball, Nascar
Teams - Atlanta Braves & Falcons, Denver Broncos, Greenbay Packers
Sports Heroes - Elway, Mantle, Unitas
Hold 'em Poker Hand - Ace King suited
Magazine - Maxim, FHM, SI
Day of the Week - Saturday
Month - November
Weather - Cold, Rainy, Snowy, Overcast

more to come

Time for a new "nekkid girl" to look at. Don't want anyone thinking i'm going soft or anything! Hmmm, did I say I dreamt about money more than girls earlier, please check that statement. 

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Ah, 2:00am, how nice it felt to get up 5 hours before sunrise to go to work. What a load of crap! I wanna win the lottery so bad, just once, I figure that's I would need. Ah how nice it is to think about things as that. Confession - I dream about money more than sex, is that good?

Guys are coming over for poker, were grilling ribeyes before hand, should be fun. I'm thinking about drinking a little more than usual, I normally maybe drink 4 or 5 Bud or Miller lites. Tonight feels like a 3-sheets-in-the-wind nite!

So I'm doing my rounds at work this afternoon and one of my employees pulls me to the side and says "Glenn, I heard your sleeping with xxxxx". OK, this is about the 100th time I've been accused of having sex with one of my employees, thank god they have all been female up to this point! But for the record, I haven't done that, and for that matter - don't plan on it. An old man once told me "don't getcher meat where ya getcher bread!" I didn't understand it till I was older, but it makes perfect since to me now! I sometimes glance at a girl if they are wearing something nice, but never too long, or inappropriately. One thing though, all the girls I've been accused of having sex with are fairly attractive - You go boy! Nope, I,m saving myself for that someone special, um, could someone point her out to me????

Newest Bitch List

1) Low carb - EVERYTHING
2) Football games that last past 10pm
3) Mowing grass
4) People who use the knife in the mayo jar and drop it in after they are finished, leaving the knife handle all gooey for you.
5) Working 7 days a friggin week!
6) Knowing enough about computers to make chicken feed, but not enough to make the big $.
7) Not having my Harley nor tattoo yet.
8) Floridians bitching about hurricanes, move already!
9) Ellen Degeneres - what's up with that chick?
10) Jerry Springer - What a bunch of losers.
11) Bush & Kerry
12) My lame ass neighbor, I shall post about him soon to explain.
13) Popcorn kernels
14) People that call me "Hun", just run your nails down the chalkboard instead bitch!
15) Bastards that play games in Pogo to just get the badge and bellyache the whole time they are in there because they don't like the game, doh!!!
16) Ignorant ass bastards at the job trying to vote in the union (again, more to come about this subject in future blogs).
17) vegetarians - idiots
18) September, what's the purpose anyway? Just skip to October already so we can trick or treat and get ready for eating turkey and opening gifts.

More to come peeps...

Interview with a supervisor

Employee: I need to be off this weekend.
Me: Nope

Employee: I have some important things I need to take care of.
Me: Such as?

Employee: My boyfriend is coming home.
Me: I don't think that qualifies as important.

Employee: Were going to the movies Friday night.
Me: Sounds fun.

Employee: He doesn't really take me out that often.
Me: {yawn}

Employee: I haven't seen him in a long time!
Me: Maybe if you find someone to work in your spot, we might can work something out.

Employee: I sure hope so, I'm gonna screw his eyes out! I'm getting excited just thinking about it!!
Me: Don't worry about coming in, I'll cover it.


Things I do for my female employees....

CSI Georgia!

I think my daughter is trying to kill me! Every time I go to take a shower, that rubber mat thing on the bottom down there is stuck against the wall. I asked Kay why she was doing this and she tells me that it leaves unsightly circles on her ass (not in those words exactly) when she takes a bath in the tub. Here is the deal. We have 2 FULL baths in our house and one is entirely hers, but you know why she doesn't like her tub? It has rough little spots in it so you wont slip. My god, is her ass that fragile? So I say, OK, I will take over your bathroom, but I was quickly vetoed because my stuff doesn't look right in a "teenage girls" bathroom, ARGH! OK then, the next time you use my bathtub, put the little rubber thingy back down, OK? Alright daddy dear. So my next trip to the shower I step on the well placed shower mat and it slips out from under me and I almost bust my ass! I guess because the little sucker thingys were not engaged properly or something, who the fuck knows. Maybe its for the large ass life insurance policy I have right? Why hell no, cause there aint one! Muhhhhhahahahahahah!

OK, if anybody has a solution to this dilemma, please let me know ASAP!

Who said old dogs can't learn new tricks?

You see, I am able to figure shit out on my own...! Bastards! lol

FOREIGNER

That was yesterday
But today life goes on
No more hiding in yesterday
'Cause yesterday's gone

No Power = No Fun

OK, I normally don't bitch, do I? OK, maybe I bitch a tad, but not that much, right? OK, I bitch a lot, but only about shit that deserves to be bitched about, right? Ok, shut the fuck up and check this out. As you can probably tell by my less-than-chipper-self, I'm in no mood to be conservative tonight. My power has been out since Monday at 5pm. All my rocky road ice cream has melted, and I don't even wanna think about the clothes that we forgot about in the washing machine, when the power came on and it started back up, I walked through there and I thought something had died. Its one of those things that you don't miss until you haven't had it in a while (yeah guys, you know what I mean). I did learn that Mitch likes it in the dark better. Screw you Mitch, I'm not leaving it dark in my office all the time! I'm sure I'll have much more to say about the lack of voltage later on, but until then, lets move on...

Speaking of Mitch, I found out today that geckos can fart. Yeah, I know your saying "noway!" to yourself, but I swear it! I pick him up and am rubbing his stomach and I hear this sound, and then this foul smell, damn Mitch good one!

OK, I'm supposed to be halfway decent at HTML and crap, but riddle me this Batman: Why is it when I post, I just want the previous post thingy to say "No Power = No Fun" but it gives me extra shit there? Do I need to create a header or something? Advice would be greatly appreciated!

Nice pic, but kinda over the top huh? 

More to ponder. 

Tattoo Idea. Comments anyone? Oh yeah - forgot, I don't have a comment section, lol... 

Hello Frances

I worked today because of you, And as I write this, you've left 4 million people without power. Will you stop my poker game tonight? Hell no! LOL. A prayer for everyone in your path...

OK, What did I do last weekend? Yeah, well Brian and I couldn't get everyone over for poker, so we went to Pat's to play some pool and have a drink or two. But, Pat's was packed, so we decided to go to Columbus to a bar. OK not just any bar but a "Titty-Bar". Hmmm, you may say. I did have a good time, I didn't touch anyone or catch anything, and I only spent $20, so I feel pretty good about myself. What's weird is, the girls come over and like spread their legs apart right in front of you, so I guess your supposed to look right there, right? I always want to look in their eyes, and they are like, nooo look at my pussy! I'm such a dork. So, I showed Brian where my old haunts were, and guess where he went last night with another buddy of mine? Yup you guessed it. Well, if he gets a divorce, its not my fault! I always enjoyed going to the titty-bars with my guy buddies, I never wanted to drive, and always wanted to get hammered. I haven't been "drunk" in so long, I've kindve forgotten the feeling, maybe one day.

Times, they change. I still feel the same way inside. I still care. I close my eyes and remember good times and bad. I try and imagine the future. And maybe the bends in the river will be good for me too.

Football season next week :o)

FOREIGNER - FOOL FOR YOU ANYWAY

Well I miss you honey
A little more every day
And I know if I kissed you
You’d be comin’ back home to stay

’cause I know I was wrong
But how long do I have to pay?

You know you belong here beside me
I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway

Well I cried for you so long
My river of tears ran dry
And I tried to be so strong
But grew weaker as time went by

You know your love left a mark on me
I don’t think it will fade away

I’ll sit here and wait ’til you come home
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway

You know your love left a mark on me, on me
I don’t think it will fade away

I’ll sit here and wait ’til you come home
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway

Fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
A fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway

One of my VERY favorites....

SUCK THIS!

Yes I've been called in to work early! Oh you know I have to say "BASTARDS" just a few times in this post! I mean, WTF? It wouldn't be so bad if I could go in at say 5:00am, but noooo I have to go in at 2:30am! Shit!

Oh, so what do you think about the new design? Yeah I know, its a cookie cutter design, but I don't have time to come up with a custom piece. At least that's my excuse and I'm stickin with it!

I do see that my archives are back now, oh boy, what kind of interesting reading there must be in there. But what is this? No MP3 of the week! Argh.

Mitch is having problems catching his crickets, its like he walks up to them, and they are right in front of him and I'm saying, OK eat him! And he's like trying to scare him or something! Mitch release the fury! (Enjoy the name reference and watch "Roadtrip", its worth the rental, but not to watch around the kids).

OK, off to supper and a 7:00pm bed time.

Mitch types with his booger-fingers too!