No Power = No Fun

OK, I normally don't bitch, do I? OK, maybe I bitch a tad, but not that much, right? OK, I bitch a lot, but only about shit that deserves to be bitched about, right? Ok, shut the fuck up and check this out. As you can probably tell by my less-than-chipper-self, I'm in no mood to be conservative tonight. My power has been out since Monday at 5pm. All my rocky road ice cream has melted, and I don't even wanna think about the clothes that we forgot about in the washing machine, when the power came on and it started back up, I walked through there and I thought something had died. Its one of those things that you don't miss until you haven't had it in a while (yeah guys, you know what I mean). I did learn that Mitch likes it in the dark better. Screw you Mitch, I'm not leaving it dark in my office all the time! I'm sure I'll have much more to say about the lack of voltage later on, but until then, lets move on...

Speaking of Mitch, I found out today that geckos can fart. Yeah, I know your saying "noway!" to yourself, but I swear it! I pick him up and am rubbing his stomach and I hear this sound, and then this foul smell, damn Mitch good one!

OK, I'm supposed to be halfway decent at HTML and crap, but riddle me this Batman: Why is it when I post, I just want the previous post thingy to say "No Power = No Fun" but it gives me extra shit there? Do I need to create a header or something? Advice would be greatly appreciated!

Nice pic, but kinda over the top huh? 

More to ponder. 

Tattoo Idea. Comments anyone? Oh yeah - forgot, I don't have a comment section, lol... 

Hello Frances

I worked today because of you, And as I write this, you've left 4 million people without power. Will you stop my poker game tonight? Hell no! LOL. A prayer for everyone in your path...

OK, What did I do last weekend? Yeah, well Brian and I couldn't get everyone over for poker, so we went to Pat's to play some pool and have a drink or two. But, Pat's was packed, so we decided to go to Columbus to a bar. OK not just any bar but a "Titty-Bar". Hmmm, you may say. I did have a good time, I didn't touch anyone or catch anything, and I only spent $20, so I feel pretty good about myself. What's weird is, the girls come over and like spread their legs apart right in front of you, so I guess your supposed to look right there, right? I always want to look in their eyes, and they are like, nooo look at my pussy! I'm such a dork. So, I showed Brian where my old haunts were, and guess where he went last night with another buddy of mine? Yup you guessed it. Well, if he gets a divorce, its not my fault! I always enjoyed going to the titty-bars with my guy buddies, I never wanted to drive, and always wanted to get hammered. I haven't been "drunk" in so long, I've kindve forgotten the feeling, maybe one day.

Times, they change. I still feel the same way inside. I still care. I close my eyes and remember good times and bad. I try and imagine the future. And maybe the bends in the river will be good for me too.

Football season next week :o)

FOREIGNER - FOOL FOR YOU ANYWAY

Well I miss you honey
A little more every day
And I know if I kissed you
You’d be comin’ back home to stay

’cause I know I was wrong
But how long do I have to pay?

You know you belong here beside me
I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway

Well I cried for you so long
My river of tears ran dry
And I tried to be so strong
But grew weaker as time went by

You know your love left a mark on me
I don’t think it will fade away

I’ll sit here and wait ’til you come home
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway

You know your love left a mark on me, on me
I don’t think it will fade away

I’ll sit here and wait ’til you come home
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway

Fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
’cause I’m a fool for you anyway
A fool for you anyway
Fool for you anyway
I’m a fool for you anyway

One of my VERY favorites....

SUCK THIS!

Yes I've been called in to work early! Oh you know I have to say "BASTARDS" just a few times in this post! I mean, WTF? It wouldn't be so bad if I could go in at say 5:00am, but noooo I have to go in at 2:30am! Shit!

Oh, so what do you think about the new design? Yeah I know, its a cookie cutter design, but I don't have time to come up with a custom piece. At least that's my excuse and I'm stickin with it!

I do see that my archives are back now, oh boy, what kind of interesting reading there must be in there. But what is this? No MP3 of the week! Argh.

Mitch is having problems catching his crickets, its like he walks up to them, and they are right in front of him and I'm saying, OK eat him! And he's like trying to scare him or something! Mitch release the fury! (Enjoy the name reference and watch "Roadtrip", its worth the rental, but not to watch around the kids).

OK, off to supper and a 7:00pm bed time.

Mitch types with his booger-fingers too! 

Uhoh, I cut my hair. I do miss the long stuff, but not it getting in my mouth in the middle of the night. I need a shave here I think. And no, that isnt grey! 

OK, I "normally" like brunetts, but DAMN! Elisha Cuthert - She is in the TV show 24 and the current new DVD release "The Girl Next Door". Yeah I know, I could probably be he father right? Bite me. 

Hey all you music industry bastards! I've downloaded one of your CDs off the internet and guess what? I like it, so I'm gonna go shell out $15 bucks for it. Unlike the $ I will be paying to see or hear any of those bellyaching starving artist like Metalica (even though Lars' bathroom probably costs more than my friggin house!). Ooops, I started to slide there didn't I, hang on let me count to 10, 9, 8, 7... Anyway, I like Alter Bridge, you know they are the group composed of all the X-Creed members *Minus* Scott "getting-sued-by-fans-cuz-of-shitty-performances" Sapp or Strap or whatever the hell his name is. *PLUS* lead singer Myles Kennedy formerly of the Mayfield Four. Now, my position on this whole internet stealing music fiasco has always been; put more than one good song on a damn CD! I mean, why do you think everyone is buying those "Now This Is What I Call Music 16!" CD's. Ohhh don't even get me started. Put out a good CD, for under $50 and people will buy it, bastards! Whew, I kindve had veins showing there for a sec. Oh yeah, the song I like best on the CD is "One Day Remains" mostly because of the guitar licks, but I just like it. For anyone interested the group does sound like Creed to me, and I didn't really care for it when I first listened to it, maybe because I was wanting Creed, but after 2 or 3 times, I accepted it for what it is, a new group that plays really good. Screw you Metallica.


Ive been Delusional lately! Hmmmm, could be something I ate, or something I wanna eat!


Speaking of delusional, what's the deal with not wearing panties? I have heard tell that its the new rage with girls. So tell me, it doesn't itch down there when u wear jeans and no panties? Just curious. Oh yeah, tattoos above your ass cheeks is sexy, plz keep it up ladies!


Oh yeah - went to an estate sell and bought a Regulator Clock, Cuckoo Clock, Steer Horns (yes another set for my office!), a large gold mirror, one of those heavy ass cast iron irons (iron iron? What the fuck kind've sentence is that?), 4 dining room chairs, I think that's all, all for $40.00. Coolness.


What else? I think I may BLOG more, feeling very talkative for some reason lately. Yeah I know I wont write again for months, well get over it! :0Þ


Mitch says hi...

Journey is going to be 2 hours away Saturday night, and I wont be there. Shit. I can tell you one thing, if Steve Perry was with them, I would not miss it for the world. I do think the new lead singer is good though, and I would love seeing Jonathan Cain, Neil Schon & Steve Smith, oh well - DAMN.

I read this guys BLOG the other day, after I posted mine I viewed it, and then I clicked on the "Random" link and found this one http://dirtyabbott_73.blogspot.com/ check it out, its very funny to me. I wish I could be as creative and humorous. Although, some of the things he talks about I don't necessary agree with, but that's the point isn't it??

Nothing major to talk about. Going to pop a bag of popcorn and go watch my "bigass" TV. Just trying to figure out what to watch. Yeah, its a guy thing.

A nice AC/DC wallpaper... 

Ever think you know somebody and you see a whole different side of them? Scary when that happens for sure. I guess you can only do what you can and go with the flow. I must say it does freak you out a bit though...

Did anyone see the Russian gymnastics chick on the Olympics? Was she anerexic or what??

Please bitchslap me if I ever complain about it being too cold this winter!

Check These Guys Out The Official Site of Alter Bridge

I figured out today, I'm an ass. Shit...

Lets see if I remember how to do this. I do like posting these things, just never get around to it. I have been addicted to POGO lately. It's about the only thing on the internet that I've actually paid for. Unlike popular belief, I do not pay for porn (I get that for free, let me know if your interested, lol). I have been downloading a lot of music lately, Jessica Simpsons CD is surprisingly good, I also like Velvet Revolver. I haven't gotten my tattoo yet, which is basically pissing me off. Its going to cost quite a bit for what I want, and there are so many other things I want as well, like a 19inch flat panel monitor and a 160GB external HD for all my MP3s. But I will get it soon! Oh speaking of getting things, I got a diamond stud for my ear, I do miss my gold hoop though...

I'm up to 551 DVD's in my collection now. Probably over 700 if you counted multiple disc sets, like TV series and such. Not that its a real big deal, but I like bragging about it! LOL. I'm watching Smallville season 2 now, I kindve like it for a change. I just got Dead Like Me, I know nothing about it except that its a Showtime series.

Well, going to run now, I'll try to do this more often!

Hey, It's me with my LONG hair! 

Sister Christian
Night Ranger
Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say
Okay
Where you goin', what you looking for?
You know those boys don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right tonight

Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
And momma's worrying that you won't last to say
Let's play

Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due
It's true
It's true (Yeah)

You're motoring
You've got him in your sights
And driving through the night
You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right tonight

You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right tonight
You're motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be all right...
Tonight

Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say
Okay
But you're motoring
Yeah, motoring

FACTS:
1)Album: Midnight Madness
2)Date: 1983
3)U.S. Chart: 5
4)Their drummer, Kelly Keagy, wrote this about his sister. Essentially the song is about her coming of age.
5)The original title was "Sister Christy," but the rest of the band thought he was singing "Sister Christian," so that became the title.
6)"Motoring" was their term for driving around with their friends.
7)Bass player and lead singer Jack Blades went on to form Damn Yankees with Tommy Shaw from Styx and Motor City Madman Ted Nugent.
8)Night Ranger broke up after this song became a hit

If anyone has a better pic of this let me know! (This ones a little closer view)