I Like....

• Christmas (even tho I bitch about it at times)
• Cotton Candy
• Chocolate Malts
• Corn Dogs
• Building models
• Titty beads
• Celtic crosses
• Orange County Choppers
• Arrowheads
• Having fun
• Drinking with friends
• Rib eye steaks with 57
• Music
• Pocket Knifes
• Brown eyed girls
• Waking up early, but knowing I can sleep late
• Thinking of sitting on a porch, watching a Colorado sunset
• Standing on a beach, watching a Florida sunrise
• Bud Lite
• Rum & Coke
• Pinup girls
• Flirting

to be continued...

Hip Hop / Still don't want it for Christmas!

I've always said I hate hip-hop music & rap. There have been exceptions, such as Trik Turner (Friends & Family), some of The black-Eyed Peas stuff and a few others as well. I still reserve the right not to like it as a whole, I know it may be wrong to lump something so broad into one "I hate it" statement, but most I just don't like. I've noticed over the course of the past few years a lot of rap artist are migrating back to their R&B roots, and putting more soul and less shock. I will be the first to admit that rappers are talented and maybe somewhere there is a place and time for that type of music. With all that being said, I recently heard a couple of songs that I really like. Im sure the clean versions are probably better, but if you get a chance check out:

Akon - Smack That
Akon - I Wanna Fuck You

And to think my parents were concerned with AC/DC and Kiss, lol..........

Three sheets to the wind...

Just got home. Was out tonight for the first time since i dont know when. Drank way too much. Im sure I said a lot of things I may regret and some things that I wish I wouldve said a lot sooner. Im happy for several things; I had a designated driver, I saw nude women, and I had very good company going to and leaving in my intoxicated state. I feel really light headed now, and Im sure I would probably register over the scale if I were driving, but hey I was able to log into Blogger and manage to write something. After work, myself and 2 co-workers went to a new bar nextdoor and the from there went to a bar 70 miles away that had members of the opposite sex dancing nude. Im sure it wasnt my idea, but then im also sure I didnt reject it. I just know I needed to get a buzz on, its been way too long. For those of you that may read this, sooner or later, pleas eknow whater I said or did, im sorry! lol....whew, now let me figure out how to make it to bed!

God, I gust blogged, can you believe that! hehe

Christmas Bitch 06

Hi Everybody!

As the holiday season approaches, I have realized that I haven't bitched about the gift-giving season as of yet. Of course I will use the standard disclaimer that the following bitches don't necessarily express the views of myself, they are just being used for comic relief.

• Mariah Carey, OK, last year I was hooked to her Xmas song, now this year Ive heard it only once, WTF?
• Ipods, the gift that encourages illegal downloading. How can you justify $300 for a gift so small, it wouldn't satisfy 99% of the female population if it were a vibrator...
• Wish lists. OK, I've done it before, and it does make sense, but think about it; how greedy can you get, make a list of shit you want and give it to somebody? I got over it, just be happy with the screwed up shit you receive.
• Wal*Mart, these bastards are making too much money. My plan is to figure out the best way to screw them over legally. Thoughts; buy low, return high!
• Christmas decorations. My next door neighbor has 8 or 10 lighted reindeer in his front yard arranged haphazardly, then the week before Christmas he lines them up in a row and tells everyone that they were grazing and now getting ready for Santa. What a jackass! Anybody that has fucked up rituals like that needs to be strung up by the balls and stuffed with dressing. Ho Ho Ho mofo!
• Getting caught stacking your next door neighbors lighted reindeer.
• Fast food joints trying to make money off of the season, whats next, Mc-EggNogg? This is the time of year we observe the birth of Jesus, not rip people off, bastards!
• Getting the fake tree out of the attic, what a royal pain in the ass, I vote next year to leave the tree up all year and decorate it for each holiday that comes around, what ornaments would you suggest for Columbus Day???
• Milfs wearing Christmas sweaters, omg, that was over 10 years ago, break the mothballs out already.
• For any new readers out there, my yearly bitch about gift giving. I estimate I will spend somewhere between $800 and $1500 on gifts for friends and family. Do you realize how much fun I could have in Vegas with that much money????
• Christmas day turkey and stuffing gas! blahhhhhhh